What's wrong with my pants?

Baggy Jeans WILL NOT HARM YOU!

what is so threatening about my pants?

Do you think I could hide something in them?

WELL I'VE GOT NOTHING TO HIDE!!!

Oh No! That Girl's disk man is in her pocket!!

Is that going to hurt you???

NO.

Or is it the music on the CD player?

Is me, listening to punk music, on MY headphones,

Going to hurt YOU??

NO.

Well then I guess You looking at my pants

and you noticed the chain?

It only has my keys on it and may be, Oh No,

Not my wallet!!

Do you think it's a weapon?

IT'S NOT!!

OK so if that's not it, then may be it's the T-shirt,

is the word "revolution" going to hurt you?

NO.

So is it the Black eye make-up?

Think I am in some sort of  Gothic Cult?

I think your in the cult, not me!

Did you notice that there is No Butterfly clips in my hair?

Oh I see!!

You Are Disturbed by the fact that I am not a mindless ZOMBIE!!

I am not Like your teenagers, so you think I am scary, and

Oh No, not, DIFFERENT!!

I understand!
What's the problem with that by the way?